muffinshark:

🪽🐍 lost rembrandt portraits

theeverlastingdreary:

@theeverlastingdreary

fellshish:

girl help the eldritch horrors are organising a pride and prejudice party and making us dance to mirror their forbidden and repressed love. yes there is a michael jackson thriller video reenactment outside trying to get in. no yeah i still want that rare doctor who annual

foone:

foone:

khanmothman:

moonbutters:

hera-the-wizard:

foone:

sirenofchaos:

foone:

canuckerrant:

foone:

foone:

When I first signed up for electrolysis, the clinic owner told me her whole staff is trans. Cool. I assumed that meant trans femmes, since we’re the ones who usually need the facial hair removal, so it only makes sense that some of us will go into the business.

Nope! My electrolysis tech is a trans man with a full beard. Huh.

I like how every reply has unanimously agreed that he’s taking the hair for himself. We’re all on the same wavelength here.

I’m going to see him again today to continue my electrolysis. On a scale of one to that’s weird, how much of a bad idea is it to bring a printout of this comic?

I need to know how this ends.

(I haven’t shown him the comic yet. I keep forgetting to prant it)

prant

prant

prant

Update: I still haven’t remembered to PRANT it, but since we were talking about beards today I explained the post and comic to him, and he thought it was hilarious. He says he’s gonna put it on his wall once I do PRANT it.

Important update: I finally remembered to prant it (I gave up and did it on my own printer, so it was black and white), and the little man is chuffed.

He was giggling the whole time he read the thread, and then once he was done zapping me, he went over to wash his hands and it was still sitting on the counter, and he started laughing again.

Mission accomplished! It only took a few months or so. This is how adhd works. I’m lucky I remember to bring my skin to the “remove hair from skin” appointment.

deforest:

MARY PICKFORD in
FANCHON THE CRICKET (1915)
— dir. James Kirkwood

notpulpcovers:

The suspense was maddening. Why didn’t he crush her in his arms and kiss her?

bagelbarr0n:

mtllica:

take his ass to margaritaville

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

madamserpentessa:

“The fruit was never an apple”

Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)

“In Paradise” circa 1918

baylen:

jimmy buffet died and you’re just gonna have a cookout for labor day? kick up a notch. retire. move to florida. burn an effigy. get away with murder. fall in love. for the love of jimmy, do something worth your life

polkadotmotmot:

Jorge Mayet - Lecho de mis raices, 2009

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

draconym:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

draconym:

rustre:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

chaumas-deactivated20230115:

me: pup play has never appealed to me. wearing a collar and leash and walking on my hands and knees has no erotic attraction for me, personally, and I’d never be interested in trying it.

me: wait. you’ve got scooby snacks…?

PARROT PLAY?! What does that… do you get to bite people? Do you get to hit them unexpectedly with ear-splitting screams?

erotic parrot play is when I make direct eye contact with you and you say “don’t chew on the wall” and I slowly but surely begin to chew on the wall. until you bribe me to stop with a noodle. honestly it’s kind of a weird mafia protection racket roleplay but with more throwing of food. and I’m in lingerie.

and I get to make laser gun noises whenever there’s too long a silence

sorry to be having some kind of awakening on your dashboards

checking in with all the parrot owners

is that how parrots behave, do they chew your walls unless given noodles n stuff

ignore the pet play part if you can–

The above posts about chewing the wall and laser gun noises are specifically referencing my parrot

ALT

And from experience I can say that the hostage situations he engineers with my furniture are not particularly sexy

yeah but I’m built different

I will concede that the relationship I have with you is different from the one I have with my parrot. But I’m going to hold you to a higher standard of behavior regarding the couch.

don’t you need a new couch anyway? I can be the catalyst for change.

kedreeva:

turnipfritters:

unclefather:

Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr

In retrospect it was high key insane that they had the activity feed embedded into your dash board like that

It’s why you never wanted a post to escape containment here. It literally made your dashboard unusable for days or longer, obscured by notifications that didn’t even stack. It was wild. I miss it.

imgladyourehereholdme:

thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips

29xo:

nothingbutloveforyou:

“i like having you around” is one of the loveliest things someone can say

thelightwillbreakthrough:

ettiqu-rtz:

reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.

this too tbh

1 2 3 >